Bledisloe Beards

Posted by Rhys Furner on

The Bledisloe cup is right around the corner and the tensions between Big Australia and Little Australia are heating up. The Kiwis are a powerful force, the Wallabies an unmovable object, but we all know the real battle is of the beards. 

All Blacks

Charlie Faumania

This beasty prop is 6 foot 1 and weighs 130 kg – 10 of which are in his beard.

Charlie Faumania

Joe Moody

Most people wouldn’t like to cross Moody in a supermarket, let alone as he charges towards you with murder in his eyes.

Joe Moody

Jerome Kaino

Jerome is one of those moustache and goatee guys, consistent facial hair, consistently brooding.

Jerome Kaino

Patrick Tuipulotu

Beardest and Fairest, Patrick is an unstoppable lock and gentleman.

Patrick Tuipulotu

Kieran Reed

The captain of the team, seen here bloody in battle – a most beard worthy act.

Kieran Reed

Wallabies

Scott Fardy

Beardy, bloody, brute.

Scott Fardy

Tatafu Polota-Nau

When your beard is so ravenous it takes over your head.

Tatafu Polota-Nau

Ben McCalman

If looks can kill, Ben’s beard could commit genocide.

Ben McCalman

Will Skelton

Simple and clean – Will’s goatee is built for speed.

Will Skelton

Quade Cooper

Quade might not have the biggest beard on the field, but as a rugby/boxing professional, I’m not about to say otherwise.

Quade Cooper

So while on August 20th there can only be one winner, in beard growth, the battle is continuous, and the only losers are the ones with no hair – right Stephen?

Stephen Moore

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